Post by Bobby Abreu on Nov 30, 2006 19:13:49 GMT -5
Everyone knows I am the biggest WWE defender and a avid WWE fan. However, it's no secret that WWE needs a big shake. If you could change WWE in ANYWAY, what would you do? Here is why I would do personally:
End the brand spilt. It really needs to go. I serves no soul purpose anymore. Also, ECW would need to go as well. Of course with this, we would need to release quite a few superstars. He is who I will release with vaild reasons I believe they should go:
Big Show: Retire. I like ya, Show. But ya need to leave. I'll miss you though.
Boogeyman: Now that I have his action figure, he could leave the WWE. He is horrible. Just plain horrible. A gimmick that will be in the wrestle crap hall of shame...
Booker T: See Big Show.
Candice Michelle - *Sigh* I am not in love with women wrestling but I hate even more when women wrestle who can't actually wreslte. Candice is a roster waist. No purpose to keep her, accept for eye candy. I would release her in a heartbeat.
Chris "The Masterpiece" Masters - Chris Masters is a muscle head who cannot wrestle. I would keep him if he was entertaining but the guy puts me to sleep. Sorry, he needs to go.
Danny Doring - I personally like Danny but with roster cuts, he needs to leave as well. He is doing nothing and it was horrible to separate Roadkill and himself.
Elijah Burke: Decent in the ring but he needs to leave. Waist of a talent space.
Funaki: The guy has been here a while and I respect him, but he needs to say goodbye. Sad to see him go but he must leave.
Gene Snitsky: Crappy wreslter, horrible gimmick, and no fan reaction. Sorry Gene, not my fault you suck.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan: HOOOOOOO your ass to the behind the scenes legend programs. Your time as a wrestler is over.
Kevin Thorne: Yeahhhhhhhh.
Idol Stevens: I do not know much of him, personally. Waist of a talent space.
Johnny: No more Sprit Squad? No more Johnny. Simple as that. Johnny Jeter is a real nice guy but perhaps a trip back to OVW for a while would be best.
Kane: I am such a Kane mark and it kills me to even write this. But he needs to leave. He is older and his body can only take so much more.
K.C James: I do not know much of him other then the fact he is a decent wrestler. I just do not think he would last much longer anyways.
Lance Cade: What a waste of talent space...
Lashley: See Chris Masters except he is over with the crowd. Still sucks though.
Mark Henry: Even though he is injured, fire him, WWE. He cannot move in the ring let a lone wrestle. Please just release him.
Mike Knox: Like Shawn Michaels said in Survivor Seires. Who is he? The guy can put in a good match or a bad one. Give him a pink slip please.
Mikey: See Johnny.
Mitch: See Johnny.
MVP: Purely for his horrible attire. Just kidding. The guy is decent but it seems people are tired of him already.
Nicky: See Johnny.
Randy Orton: I hate the guy.
Rob Conway: You can actually hear a pin drop when he comes to the ring... no I'm serious.
Scotty 2 Hotty: I love Scotty. But he is not doing anything worthwhile. Waist of a good talent space, WWE.
Sylvan: Meh not spectacular.
Sylvster Turkey: Not sure if I spelled his first name right. Anyways, he needs to go. Why he was brought in, I'll never know.
Tatanak: Yeah. See Hacksaw.
Test: In 2000, the guy should have won the World Title. That is how over he is. Now, bleh. Steroids.
The Great Khali: See Turkey.
Trevor Murdoch: Waist of roster space...
Umaga: Waist of roster space and has a horrible gimmick that no one cares about.
Val Venis: Time for Val to go. Each year he gets older and older. He could go to TNA. I am sure they will make him their World Champion...
Viscera: Why bring him back if they were not reforming the ministry? The guy blows in the ring and his gimmick stinks.
Vito: Where do I begin? The man wears a dress.
36 guys gone.
Gimmick changes:
Eugene becomes Nick Dinsmore
Jimmy Wang Yang becomes Jimmy 'Akio' Yang.
World Heavyweight Championship division:
Batista
Carlito
Chris Benoit
CM Punk
Edge
John Cena
Rob Van Dam
Shawn Michaels
Shelton Benjamin
Triple H
Intercontinetal division (merged with US title):
Al Snow
Chavo Guerreo
Charlie Haas
C.W. Anderson
Daviari
Finlay
Ken Kennedy
Matt Striker
Mike 'The Miz'
Rene Durpree
Steven Richards
World Tag Team divison:
The Hardy Boys
The Highlanders
The HooliganZ
The Impact Players (Signed)
Hardcore Division:
Al Snow
Balls Mahoney
Hardcore Holly
Sabu
Sandman
Tommy Dreamer
Steven Richards
Crusierweight division:
Brian Kendirck
Gerogry Helms
Little Guido
Paul London
Rey Mysterio
Shannon Moore
Super Crazy
Tony Malmaluke
End the brand spilt. It really needs to go. I serves no soul purpose anymore. Also, ECW would need to go as well. Of course with this, we would need to release quite a few superstars. He is who I will release with vaild reasons I believe they should go:
Big Show: Retire. I like ya, Show. But ya need to leave. I'll miss you though.
Boogeyman: Now that I have his action figure, he could leave the WWE. He is horrible. Just plain horrible. A gimmick that will be in the wrestle crap hall of shame...
Booker T: See Big Show.
Candice Michelle - *Sigh* I am not in love with women wrestling but I hate even more when women wrestle who can't actually wreslte. Candice is a roster waist. No purpose to keep her, accept for eye candy. I would release her in a heartbeat.
Chris "The Masterpiece" Masters - Chris Masters is a muscle head who cannot wrestle. I would keep him if he was entertaining but the guy puts me to sleep. Sorry, he needs to go.
Danny Doring - I personally like Danny but with roster cuts, he needs to leave as well. He is doing nothing and it was horrible to separate Roadkill and himself.
Elijah Burke: Decent in the ring but he needs to leave. Waist of a talent space.
Funaki: The guy has been here a while and I respect him, but he needs to say goodbye. Sad to see him go but he must leave.
Gene Snitsky: Crappy wreslter, horrible gimmick, and no fan reaction. Sorry Gene, not my fault you suck.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan: HOOOOOOO your ass to the behind the scenes legend programs. Your time as a wrestler is over.
Kevin Thorne: Yeahhhhhhhh.
Idol Stevens: I do not know much of him, personally. Waist of a talent space.
Johnny: No more Sprit Squad? No more Johnny. Simple as that. Johnny Jeter is a real nice guy but perhaps a trip back to OVW for a while would be best.
Kane: I am such a Kane mark and it kills me to even write this. But he needs to leave. He is older and his body can only take so much more.
K.C James: I do not know much of him other then the fact he is a decent wrestler. I just do not think he would last much longer anyways.
Lance Cade: What a waste of talent space...
Lashley: See Chris Masters except he is over with the crowd. Still sucks though.
Mark Henry: Even though he is injured, fire him, WWE. He cannot move in the ring let a lone wrestle. Please just release him.
Mike Knox: Like Shawn Michaels said in Survivor Seires. Who is he? The guy can put in a good match or a bad one. Give him a pink slip please.
Mikey: See Johnny.
Mitch: See Johnny.
MVP: Purely for his horrible attire. Just kidding. The guy is decent but it seems people are tired of him already.
Nicky: See Johnny.
Randy Orton: I hate the guy.
Rob Conway: You can actually hear a pin drop when he comes to the ring... no I'm serious.
Scotty 2 Hotty: I love Scotty. But he is not doing anything worthwhile. Waist of a good talent space, WWE.
Sylvan: Meh not spectacular.
Sylvster Turkey: Not sure if I spelled his first name right. Anyways, he needs to go. Why he was brought in, I'll never know.
Tatanak: Yeah. See Hacksaw.
Test: In 2000, the guy should have won the World Title. That is how over he is. Now, bleh. Steroids.
The Great Khali: See Turkey.
Trevor Murdoch: Waist of roster space...
Umaga: Waist of roster space and has a horrible gimmick that no one cares about.
Val Venis: Time for Val to go. Each year he gets older and older. He could go to TNA. I am sure they will make him their World Champion...
Viscera: Why bring him back if they were not reforming the ministry? The guy blows in the ring and his gimmick stinks.
Vito: Where do I begin? The man wears a dress.
36 guys gone.
Gimmick changes:
Eugene becomes Nick Dinsmore
Jimmy Wang Yang becomes Jimmy 'Akio' Yang.
World Heavyweight Championship division:
Batista
Carlito
Chris Benoit
CM Punk
Edge
John Cena
Rob Van Dam
Shawn Michaels
Shelton Benjamin
Triple H
Intercontinetal division (merged with US title):
Al Snow
Chavo Guerreo
Charlie Haas
C.W. Anderson
Daviari
Finlay
Ken Kennedy
Matt Striker
Mike 'The Miz'
Rene Durpree
Steven Richards
World Tag Team divison:
The Hardy Boys
The Highlanders
The HooliganZ
The Impact Players (Signed)
Hardcore Division:
Al Snow
Balls Mahoney
Hardcore Holly
Sabu
Sandman
Tommy Dreamer
Steven Richards
Crusierweight division:
Brian Kendirck
Gerogry Helms
Little Guido
Paul London
Rey Mysterio
Shannon Moore
Super Crazy
Tony Malmaluke
